The Musings of a Hungarian Lunch Lady

 

It’s go time!

I’d say that I am going to start using this again but I never really properly used it in the first place. 

This is going to be interesting… I’m going to learn how to tumble, as the kids say. 

3/2/2012 - Photo

this was better than telling people i tripped over a curb

this was better than telling people i tripped over a curb

6/26/2011 - Photo

Life in the office

Life in the office

6/8/2011 - Photo

"Souvenir"
earthenware, jar.the tape says “Spring Break ‘07”you know, one of those “I decided to keep my baby!” type things.

"Souvenir"

earthenware, jar.

the tape says “Spring Break ‘07”

you know, one of those “I decided to keep my baby!” type things.

5/28/2011 - Photo

"Menopause" c. 2011
This one is going through mentalpause and just realized she ran out of eggs.
I also drew this one while on the train.

"Menopause" c. 2011

This one is going through mentalpause and just realized she ran out of eggs.


I also drew this one while on the train.

5/28/2011 - Photo

Sometimes I draw dinosaurs doing mundane things

Sometimes I draw dinosaurs doing mundane things

5/28/2011 - Photo

Dinosaurs love groceries.
I drew this one on the train.

Dinosaurs love groceries.

I drew this one on the train.

5/28/2011 - Photo

my hit new cd, available in a store near you!

my hit new cd, available in a store near you!

5/28/2011 - Photo

he touched me in my bathing suit area. :/

he touched me in my bathing suit area. :/

5/28/2011 - Photo

I kind of have this irrational fear that whenever a creeper talks to me it’s going to end with me waking up in a bed of ice with a sore back.
One time during my thesis year I woke up dreadfully early for a monday because my back really hurt. Intially I tried rolling over and shaking it off. This did not work. I quickly realized that I didn’t sleep on it wrong, my back REALLY hurt. Then I realized “oh, my left kidney area REALLY hurts… at least I didn’t wake up in a bed of ice..”  and then I looked in a mirror and sure enough I had a MASSIVE bruise  where my left kidney would be. the obvious conclusion was that someone tried to steal my kidney and wasn’t smart enough to use something sharp. Definitely not that I bumped into something and didn’t remember. So I made these signs and posted them all over my office/the student government office. The next day when I came in my boss was making fun of me and asked if I got any calls. Then she told me she took one of the signs and posted it in a local pharmacy. She didn’t realize I used my work number.  Needless to say the joke back fired- before I came in she received a few hang up calls. Success!

I kind of have this irrational fear that whenever a creeper talks to me it’s going to end with me waking up in a bed of ice with a sore back.

One time during my thesis year I woke up dreadfully early for a monday because my back really hurt. Intially I tried rolling over and shaking it off. This did not work. I quickly realized that I didn’t sleep on it wrong, my back REALLY hurt. Then I realized “oh, my left kidney area REALLY hurts… at least I didn’t wake up in a bed of ice..” and then I looked in a mirror and sure enough I had a MASSIVE bruise where my left kidney would be.

the obvious conclusion was that someone tried to steal my kidney and wasn’t smart enough to use something sharp. Definitely not that I bumped into something and didn’t remember. So I made these signs and posted them all over my office/the student government office. The next day when I came in my boss was making fun of me and asked if I got any calls. Then she told me she took one of the signs and posted it in a local pharmacy. She didn’t realize I used my work number.  Needless to say the joke back fired- before I came in she received a few hang up calls. Success!

5/28/2011 - Photo

It’s pretty bad when Jennifer Aniston can hold onto a man longer than you

It’s pretty bad when Jennifer Aniston can hold onto a man longer than you