The Musings of a Hungarian Lunch Lady

this was better than telling people i tripped over a curb

Life in the office

“Souvenir”

earthenware, jar.

the tape says “Spring Break ‘07”

you know, one of those “I decided to keep my baby!” type things.

“Menopause” c. 2011

This one is going through mentalpause and just realized she ran out of eggs.

I also drew this one while on the train.

Sometimes I draw dinosaurs doing mundane things

Dinosaurs love groceries.

I drew this one on the train.

my hit new cd, available in a store near you!

he touched me in my bathing suit area. :/

I kind of have this irrational fear that whenever a creeper talks to me it’s going to end with me waking up in a bed of ice with a sore back.

One time during my thesis year I woke up dreadfully early for a monday because my back really hurt. Intially I tried rolling over and shaking it off. This did not work. I quickly realized that I didn’t sleep on it wrong, my back REALLY hurt. Then I realized “oh, my left kidney area REALLY hurts… at least I didn’t wake up in a bed of ice..” and then I looked in a mirror and sure enough I had a MASSIVE bruise where my left kidney would be.

the obvious conclusion was that someone tried to steal my kidney and wasn’t smart enough to use something sharp. Definitely not that I bumped into something and didn’t remember. So I made these signs and posted them all over my office/the student government office. The next day when I came in my boss was making fun of me and asked if I got any calls. Then she told me she took one of the signs and posted it in a local pharmacy. She didn’t realize I used my work number.  Needless to say the joke back fired- before I came in she received a few hang up calls. Success!

It’s pretty bad when Jennifer Aniston can hold onto a man longer than you

it’s hard living in the public eye sometimes